I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and we are the cure.
They speak of the mask: The necessity to wear a mask at all times, but these masks they want us to wear, do not protect us from their solution that is worse than the problem. Bacteria and viruses have existed as long as life on this planet has existed, but there is one thing, one bringer of destruction, and death that has existed only a few sad centuries, namely modern man. Modern man, that most deadly of forces, most deadly of foes, enemy of all creatures, enemy of all life, is the true virus, and a truly terrifying virus it is! Modern man, who are you to wreak such havoc? Even Satan would be ashamed at having made you. Modern man destroys all he touches, and spreads out of control like a plague, which erases all beauty from the face of the earth. Bacteria, viruses, and parasites are part of the grand ecosystem, and for countless eons we have coexisted with them and they have made us stronger, but now we have become Death, destroyer of worlds, and we, in our hubris, are destroying even ourselves, in our aim to destroy the few lifeforms that could take us down into the deep, dank soil from which we sprang. So we create our chemicals, our putrid, hateful, vile, insidious chemicals, and we spray, spray, spray them until we feel confident we have eradicated a virus, but we are the virus, and we have turned all places, both sacred and profane, and the earth itself into a giant gas chamber. These gases, made by evil corporations, Clorox, Lysol, etc., smell and taste inhuman, and burn the eyes of anyone who gets near; they reek of death. Modern, hubristic, man proudly seated in his machines smiles at turning the beautiful, sacred planet into a dome of poison gases, but since he is a virus, perhaps he should —instead— disinfect himself by jumping off the tallest building he can find. Poetic justice? Perhaps. Symbolism? Certainly! We are certainly engaged in a mass, collective suicide. Everything homo sapiens has created in the last three hundred years should be wiped off the face of our once, and potentially still, beautiful planet.